Assos Hair Gel?

19/01/09

I was sent this amusing story this morning and really had to share this with everybody. Now if only Assos made hair gel?

I thought I’d share an experience I had this morning with you (you must promise not to tell a soul !)

This morning I awoke at 04:15 to come to work, I was running a little late and I noticed what little hair I have was sticking up at one side (making me look more than a little rough). I decided the quickest remedy was to apply some wax. I keep a pot of black and white pluko for such emergencies.

I duly began to apply said product. After several seconds something appeared wrong. My barnet was very sticky. It was about this time I noticed that my pot of Assos chamoix cream was next to the hair wax and the lid was off, whilst the wax pot lid was firmly in place. 10 minutes later, post shoving my head into the sink to remove the rogue product I was ready to face the World. I can confirm the following (all of which you can feel free to use in any advertising);-

Whilst it may protect your under carriage, Assos chamois cream is s??t at making your hair look good (I’ve passed this helpful tip onto the good wife for when sculpting the nations hair in her salon).
Whilst it may be the most popular brand, Assos chamoix cream’s tendancy to look like a pot of hair wax in a dimly lit spare room is not to be ignored. (perhaps it’s a reason to use the DZnuts cream instead!) I am a complete halfwit who shouldn’t be trusted to run a bath let alone a chemical plant.

Hope all is well!

Rich